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«It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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divided, divided up, good and, hours, seemed, slept, waking
«His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
bankruptcy, compensated, compensates, compensating, developed, keenly
«I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Goodness
| Keywords:
greatness, standing
«I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Achievement,
Funny,
Immortality
| Keywords:
achieve, dying, immortality
«Eighty percent of success is showing up.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
eighties, eighty, percent, showing
«I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
bad guy, Bad Guys, car, guys, pushed, reflexes, run over
«I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
allow, club, clubbed, join, member, The Club, to become
«A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
constantly, dead, dead hand, dies, forward, hands, move, relationship, shark, sharking, sharks
«Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.»
«I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
British, British and
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