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«If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.»
«I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.»
«All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe,»
«That of a musician, but a musician playing in small jazz clubs or alone. I do not give concerts. I come on stage and play with my friends in the band, all of whom are better musicians than me, ... The Curse of the Jade Scorpion.»
«Music has always helped my films. In 'The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion,' you can hear 'Sunrise' by Glenn Miller, an idol of my childhood, in the surprise ending. I like mixing comedy with suspense and action.»
«Recently there has been a lot of controversy between the countries, and I would hope that now the two countries could put all that behind them and start to build on what really has been a great friendship,»
«No one will be petty about this and we can forget about our differences and I will not have to refer to my French fried potatoes as 'freedom fries' and I don't have to freedom kiss my wife when I really want to French kiss her. So let's pull together now.»
«I can't vouch for this film, in all honesty,»
«The higher the school rating the better off we are in having perspective projects look at our area,»
«We like food, ... This is too much to eat at one time. You'd get sick.»

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