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«I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there's a gigantic amount of injustice and overt crime every day in the world, from emotional crimes to international crimes, and it often carries rewards.»
«Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody? »
«Probably in retrospect I should have bowed out of that relationship (with Farrow) much earlier than I did.»
«I am very attached to this watch. My grandfather sold it to me when he was dying.»
«It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.»
«I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.»
«Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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«Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right. (All You Wanted To Know About Sex)»
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«I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon,»
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