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«Marriage is the death of hope.»
«I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.»
«Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.»
«If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?»
«The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.»
«The real question is: 'Given what people are, why doesn't it happen more often?' Of course, it does, in subtler forms»
«The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.»
«A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep.»
«I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot.»
«We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.»

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