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«The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
curtain, Jersey, New Jersey, primitive, rises, unlike, wasteland
«The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
comedians, experienced, giants, heroes, radio, singers, The Comedian, tied
«My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.»
«Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
Nietzsche, over and over, over and over again
«I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Cheating,
Soul
| Keywords:
cheating, exam, Exams
«It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
America and Americans,
Crime
| Keywords:
considers, Office supplies, organized crime, profitable, quite a, spends, supplies, takes in
«When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.»
«I'm a timid person-I was beaten up by Quakers»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
beaten-up, beaten, Quaker, Quakers, timid
«Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
plumber, plumbers, side effect, side effects
«The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
afterlife, bothered, depressing, incidentally, shave
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