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«And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
kidnapped, rent, rent out, snap, snapped, snaps, snap at
«If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Funny,
Movies
| Keywords:
film
«Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Poverty
| Keywords:
declared, estate, estates, Good Thing, insane, legally, seventies, seventy
«I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Parents
| Keywords:
crib, liked, teddy, teddy bear
«Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
seventies, seventy, showing
«You mellow too much you ripen and rot»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
mellow, mellows, ripen, ripened, ripens, rot, rots, rotted, rotting
«The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
Edward, Edward G. Robinson, Edward G, Robinson
«I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.»
«In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
America and Americans,
Television
| Keywords:
Beverly, Beverly Hills, garbage, garbage can, hills, television show, television shows
«Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Comedy
| Keywords:
comedy, confronts, dessert, drama, plate, pokes, poking, potatoes, squarely
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