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«Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know this?»
«If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Evil,
God
| Keywords:
basically, turns, underachiever
«I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
at bats, baseball bat, bats, batted, defend, go down, march
«I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
French, French kiss, My Wife
«I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
Gentile, Jewish, most especially, raised, Saturday, shave, shaved, shaves, tradition
«The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Food
| Keywords:
Here is, portions
«My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Luck
| Keywords:
for instance, ill luck, instance, mug, mugged, mugging, mugs, Quaker, Quakers
«She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Appearance
| Keywords:
arrest, arresting, arrests, cardiac, cardiac arrest, described, skirt, skirted, sweater, sweaters, tight, wore, yak
«Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Dating,
Funny
| Keywords:
bisexuality, date, doubles, Saturday, Saturday Night
«Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
exception, moose, remarkable, singing, spats, summer, wonders
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