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«I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Food
| Keywords:
oysters, sick, wounded
«If there is reincarnation, I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Sex
| Keywords:
come back, Pamela, reincarnation
«It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Travel
| Keywords:
blowing, certainly, desirable, faster, fast one, hat, most desirable, speed, speed of light
«Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
bothers, cook, dinners, frozen, suck, TV dinner
«Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.»
«Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano. »
«What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?»
«I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.»
«The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Death and dying,
Sex
| Keywords:
make fun, No Fun, Sex and
«Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
achieving, move on, oneness, students
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