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«He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.»
«Failure has gone to his head.»
Author: Wilson Mizner
«The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.»
«I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.»
Author: Wilson Mizner
«Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking to your boss.»
Author: Wilson Mizner
«To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.»
Author: Wilson Mizner
«A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.»
Author: Wilson Mizner
«A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.»
«There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.»
Author: Wilson Mizner
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«Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.»
Author: Wilson Mizner
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