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«Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.»
Author: Will Stanton
| Keywords:
bird, cage, Democrats, financial, newspaper, pages, Republicans, The Bird, The Bottom
«Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.»
Author: Will Stanton
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centered, outburst, outbursts, scratches, self-centered, self taught, sudden, surprising, upset, upsets, upsetting
«Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.»
Author: Will Stanton
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America and Americans
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beds, Republicans, rooms, sleep in, twin
«Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.»
Author: Will Stanton
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