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«I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.»
Author: Will Shriner
(Comedian)
| About:
Death and dying,
Funny
| Keywords:
car, Die in, grandfather, grandfathers, passenger, passengers, screamed, screaming, screams, sleep, sleeping car, sleep out, sleep over, The Cars, yelling
«I almost got a girl pregnant in high school. It's costing me a fortune to keep the rabbit on a life-support system.»
Author: Will Shriner
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
costing, high school, pregnant, rabbit, rabbit on, school system, support system
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