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«I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.»
«The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.»
«I was married once -- in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.»
Author: W. C. Fields
(Actor, Comic)
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certificate, certificates, destroyed, earthquake, earthquakes, Francisco, great year, legal, proves, San, San Francisco, The San
«I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.»
Author: W. C. Fields
(Actor, Comic)
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breakfast, breakfasted, breakfasts, gin, gins, stronger
«The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.»
«There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.»
«Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.»
«No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.»
«The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.»
Author: W. C. Fields
(Actor, Comic)
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amount, colonial, Into the Woods, judged, nation, needs, return, Return to, split, splits, splitting, split up, The Nation, way of life, wife, wood
«I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.»
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