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«Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: actor, actress, devil, husband, lousy, Show Me, The Actress, the Devil
«Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: closed, Philadelphia, week, went
«W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole',' he explained.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: agnostic, agnostics, deathbed, deathbeds, discovered, explained, Fields, hole, loop, looped, looping, loops, the Loop, W. C. Fields
«Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: cork, lunch, lunches, took, weasel, weasels
«I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: drunk, lasted, twenty-three, twenty
«I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: drink, months, nerved, nerves, steadies, steady, The Nerves
«There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: ass, at one time, boot, booted, In America, one time, to boot
«Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: downstream, fish, float, floated, How to swim, one to, swam, swim, upstream
«So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: lurks, presence, Swallowing, whiskey, whiskeys
«I never met a kid I liked.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | About: Children
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