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«Roomservice, Roomservice, don't send up any more ice.»
«You know women ought to be like bank notes. You ought to be able to exchange one 40 for two 20's.»
«All roads lead to rum.»
«Once . . . in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.»
«Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids can't be all bad.»
«The best thing to break is a contract.»
«Whatever is worth having is worth cheating for.»
«Never trust a man who doesn't drink.»
«If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.»
«I like children. Properly cooked.»
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