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«I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.»
Author: Tommy Cooper
«Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!»
Author: Tommy Cooper
«A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'»
Author: Tommy Cooper
«Wild Turkey is my friend. Old friends can meet any time. They're easy together like that. I poured myself a large one and lit a Benny. Brunch.»
Author: Tommy Cooper
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