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«Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.»
«Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk»
«Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream»
«I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy»
Author: Tom Waits
(Singer, Song Writer)
| Keywords:
bottle, lobotomies, lobotomy, prefrontal, prefrontal lobotomy
«The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.»
«The piano has been drinking, not me.»
«George Bush is a fan of mine -- he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.»
«Apparently the highest compliment our culture grants artists nowadays is to be in an ad ? ideally naked and purring on the hood of a new car. I have adamantly and repeatedly refused this dubious honor, ... While the court can't make me active in radio, I am asking it to make me radioactive to advertisers.»
«I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.»
«I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.»
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