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«Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.»
Author: Tom Arnold
«They'll aggressively phone to get the order approved, or they'll exploit an offer to get instant credit, and open an account in your name. They sometimes work in gangs, going after high-value goods like jewelry or computer equipment, moving it quickly once they have it.»
Author: Tom Arnold
«We're just trying to change the law to cover hurricanes. We can't do anything until we get the legislation. If the law doesn't change, we can only reassess the flooded areas.»
Author: Tom Arnold
«Snakes leave the rising water just like people do. It's a matter of mixing people and snakes in proximity, and the outcome is bites.»
Author: Tom Arnold
«We are excited to have the film here in Ottumwa,»
Author: Tom Arnold
«I don't know how the mayor can send bills to Lakeview and expect them to get paid,»
Author: Tom Arnold
«I predict it will be a long night at the Farber house if they lose. This is the first game in five years I've been to without working.»
Author: Tom Arnold
«Last year at the Super Bowl, a guy came up and said, 'Do you have tickets? He said, 'Are you friends with Big Mike' - I swear to God this is true - 'from Minnesota?' And I was thinking, 'Well, I lived in Minnesota for a while, and I'm sure I knew a guy named Big Mike.' And it was one of those undercover investigators. I'm glad I didn't sell him my Fox tickets.»
Author: Tom Arnold
«I swear on my life that is true.»
Author: Tom Arnold
«That's funny, Mike Tice. Is that your joke?»
Author: Tom Arnold
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