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«He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it»
Author: Terry Pratchett
(Writer)
«Reja Vu: The feeling that I will be here again»
Author: Terry Pratchett
(Writer)
«Murder was in fact, a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpok, but there were a lot of suicides. Waliking in the night time alleyways of The Shades was suicide, asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide, you could commit suicide very easily if you weren't careful.»
Author: Terry Pratchett
(Writer)
«The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the date last shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.»
Author: Terry Pratchett
(Writer)
«Its a scene repeated a million times a day in the multiverse. Both would be fighters growled & grimaced at each other and fought to escape the restraint of their friends, only not too hard, because there is nothing worse than actually succeeding in breaking free and finding yourself all alone in the middle of the ring with a madman who is about to hit you between the eyes with a rock.»
Author: Terry Pratchett
(Writer)
«The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other.»
Author: Terry Pratchett
(Writer)
«The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking»
Author: Terry Pratchett
(Writer)
«'You didn't have to go and kick me.''You're quite right, it was an entirely vouluntary action on my part.'»
Author: Terry Pratchett
(Writer)
«In return for an agreed level of crime per annum the thieves themselves saw to it that unauthorized crime was met with the full force of Injustice, which was generally a stick with nails in it.»
Author: Terry Pratchett
(Writer)
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