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«Everybody needs to learn how to relax in their lifetime. We can't be at the beach, but by God, we're going to have our time. It's just fun. We want to have a good time. Yeah, people are going to drink to excess that night. People are going to have their outlet somewhere along the line. That just happens to be our one day a year, so that's not a bad thing.»
Author: Steve Hoffman
«Shark, cheeseburger and crab hats are easy to find and fit the bill. But you can also make your own.»
Author: Steve Hoffman
«It's just fun. You get people doing all kinds of different things. You're getting to see all these people who are really conservative finally let their hair down once and enjoy life, instead of being so damn serious about stuff.»
Author: Steve Hoffman
«Cinderella is the tip of the iceberg. The juvenile market is just an entry point for this extraordinary new technology that will ultimately impact everyone of any age. What if your sheets could turn on a light without a switch? What if your pillows could talk? What if your shower curtain could play music?»
Author: Steve Hoffman
«A lot of people ask me how much rain fell. Once they know I do it, they ask me because they want to know how much rain fell on their roof last night.»
Author: Steve Hoffman
«It's kind of a gratifying thing to keep track of what is going on in our daily lives. (The weather) is one of those things we take for granted until something drastic happens.»
Author: Steve Hoffman
«We had a contractor join us one year and he brought a truckload of sand for a really huge limbo pit.»
Author: Steve Hoffman
«For example, there's one guy who is totally flirting with this woman and has no idea that it's his wife.»
Author: Steve Hoffman
«We're trying to help the Washington Pavilion building so there is more efficiency in using the equipment.»
Author: Steve Hoffman
«She has a great vision. She should have Tim Burton be a director and she's the set designer for some kind of fantasy-type program with Danny Elfman doing the music.»
Author: Steve Hoffman

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