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«Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.»
«I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Automobiles
| Keywords:
engine, forgot, harmonica, miles per hour, PER
«Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth with braces on them.»
«I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Play
| Keywords:
car window, harmonica, stick, window
«When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.»
«I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
bought, brother, Christmas, Christmas gift, department, gift wrap, print, unwrap, unwrapping, wrap
«When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
closet, closeted, closets, come out of the closet, elevator, Elevators, five, grandfather, grandfathers, made use of, minutes, moving, practice, stand, stand in, the closet, used, used to
«Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
George, George I, George Washington, I.D., Id, IDs, quarter, the George, Washington, whipping
«I invented the cordless extension cord.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Inventions
| Keywords:
cord, corded, cordless, extension, extension cord
«It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
birds, confused, died, Good Thing, gravity, hunters, or else
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