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«If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
headlight, headlights, spaceship, speed, speed of light, traveling, turn on
«Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
every so often, go to, look up, picture, picture window, satellite, satellites, window
«He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.»
«There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.»
«Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.»
«I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.»
«I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.»
«Boy, life takes a long time to live»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Life,
Living
| Keywords:
boy, long time, Time to live
«I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...»
«The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.»
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