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«I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
dog, gone, on the spot, poured, remover, spot, spotting
«I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.»
«When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
crowded, crowding, crowd out, gets, in his right mind, in their right minds, left, left and right, pretty, right-minded
«I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
all the, beaches, collection, collections, largest, On the Beach, perhaps, seen, The Beaches
«I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
daydream, daydreaming, Daydreams, kept, trying, wandering, wanderings
«I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Relationships
| Keywords:
buying, clothes, escalator, escalators, met, putting
«How young can you die of old age?»
«If God dropped acid, would he see people?»
«I intend to live forever. So far, so good.»
«Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
cards, died, full house, Late Night, playing, poker, pokers, stayed, Tarot, Tarot cards
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