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«There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.»
«Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.»
«When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?»
«I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
every now and then, go by, kids, noise, now and then, rumble, rumbles, rumbling, rumblings, subway, subway train, The Toy, toy, toy train, train
«I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.»
«I like to skate on the other side of the ice»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
ice, ice skate, ice skating, Other side, skate, skates, The other side
«I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Language,
Learning
| Keywords:
bought, Spanish, stuck, stutter, stuttering, the next day
«For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.»
«I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.»
«I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
across the board, board, buffet, buffeted, buffeting, buffets, floor, food for thought, go across, Ouija, Ouija board, restaurant, set up
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