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«Jon's his own guy, but it's a gig that says a lot about who you are in the comedy community.»
Author: Stephen Colbert
«Smoking pot ... thanks for putting down the pipe and talking to me.»
Author: Stephen Colbert
«Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home.»
«The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.»
Author: Stephen Colbert
| About:
Belief
«Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to what reality will support.»
Author: Stephen Colbert
| About:
Truth
«When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.»
Author: Stephen Colbert
| About:
George W. Bush
«Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the earth?»
Author: Stephen Colbert
«Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don?t know they?re being funny.»
«Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.»
Author: Stephen Colbert
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Weather
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