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«The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.»
Author: Stan Freberg
«Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!»
Author: Stan Freberg
«Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?»
Author: Stan Freberg
«Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is.»
Author: Stan Freberg
«Will you let me talk? I'll have to learn the language all over again!»
Author: Stan Freberg
«Say that was a nice number, you kids get a pretty good sound out of them moccasins!»
Author: Stan Freberg
«All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!»
Author: Stan Freberg
«When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type.»
Author: Stan Freberg
«Most folks call 'em green onions, but they're really scallions!»
Author: Stan Freberg
«Jack Benny.»
Author: Stan Freberg

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