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«If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.»
«If I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.»
«You look fabulous, darling.»
«No, I have no problem with their management. After we did the first show in Boston, I had an email from Rod Smallwood saying that Bruce was concerned that the front rows of the audience weren't really MAIDEN fans and so I kept a couple of rows of seats clear every night so that we could bring in MAIDEN fans in MAIDEN T-shirts to make the band feel comfortable. I was the mug who did this for four weeks. And then this is how Monkey Boy repays me.»
«Come on, a bit of egg isn't gonna spoil a rock show for someone standing at the back of a 46,000 strong crowd. Everyone got a show they'll remember for the rest of their lives. If I was at that show I'd want to keep the ticket stub because it'll go down in history.»
«Frankly, Dickinson got what he deserved. We had to listen to his [complaints] for five straight weeks. He only had to suffer a couple of eggs on the head.»
«I'm quite scared.»
«She's absolutely fine. She's just having fun. We have all tried drugs and drink - she's experimenting.»
«Everything we got we worked our asses off for,»
«When somebody comes who hasn't worked and wants to take what is yours, it pisses me off big time.»

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