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«The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.»
Author: Scott Roeben
«Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.»
Author: Scott Roeben | About: Sex | Keywords: Bad art, Best Art, Good Stuff, My Stuff, pretty, price, priced, range, ranged, ranging, sex, stuff, The Range
«I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.»
Author: Scott Roeben | Keywords: date, protection, pulled, switchblade, switchblades
«They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?»
Author: Scott Roeben | Keywords: End of time, existed, home movie, movies
«I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.»
Author: Scott Roeben | Keywords: dated, track, work out
«I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits.»
Author: Scott Roeben | Keywords: date, exited, exits, showing
«What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.»
Author: Scott Roeben | Keywords: autoeroticism, handed-down, hands down, most popular, pastime, pastimes
«I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.»
Author: Scott Roeben | Keywords: anti, climax
«There's only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife.»
Author: Scott Roeben | Keywords: swapping
«Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.»
Author: Scott Roeben | Keywords: cracker, crackers, jacks, magnifies, magnifying, poorly, prizes
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