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«Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
broke, engineers, enough, features, fix, fixes, fixing, fix it, fix up, normal, The Engineer, yet
«One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
brain, brain dead, compensate, compensated, compensates, compensating, dead, one way, pretend, tiniest
«Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Art,
Creativity
| Keywords:
allowing, creativity, knowing, mistakes, ones
«The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.»
«Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.»
«I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Managers,
Motivation,
Principles
| Keywords:
becoming, convert, empower, empowered, empowering, empowers, manager, motivate, motivates, Obstacles, primaries, primary, principle, remove, slowly, The Manager
«There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.»
«You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
general, General Public, public, stupidity, The General, underestimate, underestimated, underestimates, underestimating
«Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Engineering,
Problems
| Keywords:
available, engineers, handily, solve, solve problems, The Engineer
«If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?»
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