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«What the fuck am I doing?»
Author: Sarah Silverman
«I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.»
Author: Sarah Silverman
«I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.»
Author: Sarah Silverman
«This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want to vomit.»
Author: Sarah Silverman
«You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.»
Author: Sarah Silverman
«SS: Jesus is Magic»
Author: Sarah Silverman
«but it's not as common as you would think.»
Author: Sarah Silverman
«first through the towers.»
Author: Sarah Silverman
«And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.»
Author: Sarah Silverman
«And I like that people sometimes get more out of it - if it instigates thoughts about race, or sex, or something.»
Author: Sarah Silverman
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