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«Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.»
Author: Sandra Bernhard
«A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.»
Author: Sandra Bernhard
«On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper--all your choices should be so easy.»
Author: Sandra Bernhard
«Madonna's got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.»
Author: Sandra Bernhard
«If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968.»
Author: Sandra Bernhard
«I think everybody is covering their posteriors with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt.»
Author: Sandra Bernhard
«Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. I'm so glad she's back and more compassionate than ever, ... That's right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. 'Oh, dear lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.'»
Author: Sandra Bernhard
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