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«Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.»
«Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring»
Author: S. J. Perelman
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«Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p%tZ, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.»
Author: S. J. Perelman
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«The main obligation is to amuse yourself.»
Author: S. J. Perelman
«A dreary industrial town controlled by hoodlums of enormous wealth, the ethical sense of a pack of jackals and taste so degraded that it befouled everything it touched.»
Author: S. J. Perelman
«The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . You are what you are.»
Author: S. J. Perelman
«I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.»
Author: S. J. Perelman
«Crazy like a fox.»
Author: S. J. Perelman
«Under a forehead roughly comparable to that of Javanese and Piltdown man are visible a pair of tiny pig eyes, lit up alternately by greed and concupiscence.»
Author: S. J. Perelman
«Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.»
Author: S. J. Perelman
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