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«The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'»
Author: Roy Blount, Jr. (Writer) | About: Writing | Keywords: drugs, drug use, in reply, processor, replied, replies, used to, word processor
«A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.»
Author: Roy Blount, Jr. (Writer) | Keywords: anchor, gin, gins, gin and tonic, tonic, tonics
«Many a person has been saved from summer alcoholism, not to mention hypertoxicity, by Dostoyevsky.»
Author: Roy Blount, Jr. (Writer) | Keywords: alcoholism, Dostoyevsky, not to mention
«Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic.»
Author: Roy Blount, Jr. (Writer) | Keywords: clinic, clinics
«The local groceries are all out of broccoli, Loccoli.»
Author: Roy Blount, Jr. (Writer)
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