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Letter "R" » Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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«My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
chair, electric, electric chair, his uncle, lap, uncle, uncles
«My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.»
«I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.»
«My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.»
«With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!»
«I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born»
«What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.»
«Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'»
«Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.»
«On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.»
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