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«I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.»
«I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.»
«girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.»
«I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with»
«When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.»
«Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.»
«I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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cigarette, offered, surgeon, surgeons, surgeon general
«We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.»
«I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.»
«I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.»
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