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«If you masturbated with your left hand, would it be like being touched by a retarded person?»
Author: Robin Williams
«If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.»
Author: Robin Williams
«We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.»
Author: Robin Williams
«After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.»
Author: Robin Williams
«The only weapon we have is comedy.»
Author: Robin Williams
«Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!»
Author: Robin Williams
«I believe that once we are all gone, Keith Richards will still be here...with 5 cockroaches saying 'you know I smoked your uncle, did you know that?'»
Author: Robin Williams
«Gay robbers came in last night and rearranged the living room»
Author: Robin Williams
«What's right is what's left when everything is wrong.»
Author: Robin Williams
«He went from looking like a Greek god to becoming Buddha: quiet, contained, but so powerful, ... And he's such a fighter. I thought, 'He's going to the hospital, he'll be OK, he'll come out.' »
Author: Robin Williams
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