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«Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket»
Author: Robert Orben | About: Happiness | Keywords: desk, wastebasket
«What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.»
Author: Robert Orben
«Do your kids a favor - don't have any.»
Author: Robert Orben
«Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.»
Author: Robert Orben | Keywords: flies, The Navigator
«I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.»
Author: Robert Orben
«There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.»
Author: Robert Orben
«With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!»
Author: Robert Orben
«Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.»
Author: Robert Orben
«Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.»
Author: Robert Orben | Keywords: crabgrass, inflation, savings
«The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip.»

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