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«There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.»
Author: Robert Orben | About: Pollution | Keywords: air pollution, in the air, pollution
«A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace»
Author: Robert Orben | Keywords: rust, toast, toasted, toasting
«Never raise your hand to your children ? it leaves your midsection unprotected»
«Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?»
Author: Robert Orben | Keywords: elections, polled, Polling, polls
«Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.»
«Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.»
«Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.»
«Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.»
«I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.»
Author: Robert Orben | Keywords: card, My Girl, Valentine Day
«Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.»
Author: Robert Orben | Keywords: go away, worrying

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