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«Men get laid, but women get screwed.»
Author: Quentin Crisp (Author) | Keywords: get laid, laid, screwed
«Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.»
Author: Quentin Crisp (Author) | Keywords: drag, keep up
«There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.»
Author: Quentin Crisp (Author) | About: Housework | Keywords: dirt, housework
«Los Angeles is just New York lying down»
Author: Quentin Crisp (Author) | Keywords: Angeles, lying, New York, York
«I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned»
«The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen»
«Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing; nothing spoils a game more than those who take it seriously. Adultery? Phooey! You should never subjugate yourself to another nor seek the subjugation of someone else to yourself. If you follow that Crispian principle you will be able to say ''Phooey,'' too, instead of reaching for your gun when you fancy yourself betrayed.»
«Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave»
«Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.»
Author: Quentin Crisp (Author) | About: Fashion | Keywords: adopt, fashion
«For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.»

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