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Letter "P" » Preston Sturges Quotes
«A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a living room. An arrival is better that a departure. A birth is better than a death. A chase is better than a chat. A dog is better than a landscape. A kitten is better than a dog. A baby is better than a kitten. A kiss is better than a baby. A pratfall is better than anything.»
«I did all my directing when I wrote the screenplay. It was probably harder for a regular director. He probably had to read the script the night before shooting started.»
«You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one.»
«wouldn't it be hilarious if he ran his pipes through (fill in the blank)?»
«I suppose they're like the I.R.S., ... You move once and they never send you your refund check.»

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