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«You know you're old if your walker has an airbag»
«The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.»
Author: Phyllis Diller
«Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off»
«For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move»
Author: Phyllis Diller
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«I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing»
«Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.»
«The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you»
«I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard»
«His finest hour lasted a minute and a half»
«It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser»
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