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«Every other magician says, `We're over here and you're there, and we're supposed to try and fool you because you're idiots,'»
Author: Penn Jillette
«It's kind of treating people as adults. Or friends.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«Please print that I promised him I wouldn't do it. I feel awful about it. I wish I hadn't done it.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«We don't have a master plan. Madonna has a master plan. I think 50 Cent has a master plan ... We don't.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«Sweaty, rainy, insect-filled, miserable, drowning.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«The first year, I went off half-cocked, which is nothing new for me. The last two years have been better-planned.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«They said no to that.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«Hefner does get blindsided, and I love that,»
Author: Penn Jillette
«We need a geologist.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«We know that the holidays are a hard time for UBS and blood (supplies) are low, so we thought it was the least we could,»
Author: Penn Jillette
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