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«You have networks for people who bass fish, and another for people who trout fish.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«In the '60s, you know, you had this -- you'd have, you know, James Brown on the same show with Alan King, and that was -- that made perfect sense, and it still makes perfect sense,»
Author: Penn Jillette
«You donate blood, you save a life and you get to see our stupid show,»
Author: Penn Jillette
«It's really not good, ... I mean, when I talked to Siegfried last night, he said, you know, it was going to be OK. You have no idea what that means. It means a friend that he's loved dearly and worked with for 28 years -- his heart's still beating, and there's still hope.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«Five years ago, I was in New York, and I saw Elvis Costello and I said, 'I look forward to seeing you in Vegas,»
Author: Penn Jillette
«And we realized it was time to do a show underwater. Magic needs a good head-soaking.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«Working in television, you really need a composer who can work in many styles especially when you're working in comedy. Stockdale can do anything.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«And I said, `Isn't it sad that's the only way he can think of?' ... And the second I said it, I'm going, `Oh, God.'»
Author: Penn Jillette
«It's an idea we'd had for 15 years. But the technology did not catch up with us until the last couple of years, when we could have enough cameras safely enough underwater that it would look as great as we thought it would.»
Author: Penn Jillette
«It's a business partnership. And I think we do better stuff together than we do separately. It's very easy ? we have the same values and morality. ... I think the nice thing is we care about the show more than we care about each other.»
Author: Penn Jillette

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