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«I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.»
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
«It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.»
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
«Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate.»
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
«He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg.»
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
«I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose.»
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
«Unlike the male codfish which, suddenly finding itself the parent of three million five hundred thousand little codfish, cheerfully resolves to love them all, the British aristocracy is apt to look with a somewhat jaundiced eye on its younger sons.»
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
«Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.»
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
«I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.»
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
«She fitted into my biggest armchair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing armchairs tight about the hips that season.»
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
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