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«Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker»
Author: Ogden Nash
(Writer)
| About:
Alcohol
| Keywords:
candy, Candy From a, dandy, liquor, liquors, quicker
«The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk»
«Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.»
Author: Ogden Nash
(Writer)
«Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!»
Author: Ogden Nash
(Writer)
| Keywords:
appointments, endures, flies, George, George I, Here is, list, List of, ointments, pen, typewriter, typewriters, woes
«An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.»
Author: Ogden Nash
(Writer)
| About:
Luck,
Men and Women,
Wives
| Keywords:
Best A, cope, cope with, occasional, sooner, The Tick, tick, ticking, ticks
«Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.»
Author: Ogden Nash
(Writer)
| Keywords:
brushed, Friday, Fridays, relaxation, riot, riots, sensation, Seven Wonders, sinking feeling, sunk, untidy
«The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.»
«Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them»
«Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.»
Author: Ogden Nash
(Writer)
| About:
Birthday,
Funny,
Marriage,
Relationships
| Keywords:
alliance, birthdays, remembers
«I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.»
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