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«Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.»
«The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer)
«The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.»
«There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends»
«Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | About: Parents | Keywords: ignore, invented
«A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | About: Family | Keywords: common cold, composed, occasional, unit, units
«Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | About: Life | Keywords: floor, floor wax, waxed, waxes, waxing
«Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are na?ve.»
«Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | About: Happiness | Keywords: itch, itched, itches, itching, scratch
«A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | About: Husbands | Keywords: girdle, girdles, hipped, hips, lipstick

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