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«Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.»
«The bravest thing that men do is love women»
Author: Mort Sahl | Keywords: being brave, braver, bravest, men, women
«You haven't lived until you've died in California»
Author: Mort Sahl | Keywords: California, died
«Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.»
Author: Mort Sahl | Keywords: Nixon, Reagan, Reagans, Washington
«My life needs editing.»
Author: Mort Sahl | Keywords: editing
«Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.»
«A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.»
Author: Mort Sahl
«People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.»
Author: Mort Sahl
«[In addition to optimal atmosphere, the tight-knit staff at Kelly's made performers feel welcome and above all respected. Elsewhere, that wasn't always the case.] I made some good friends there, ... It was a wonderful place. You never missed home when you were there. I was having a good time, and people were awfully good to me.»
Author: Mort Sahl
«I made some good friends there. It was a wonderful place. You never missed home when you were there. I was having a good time, and people were awfully good to me.»
Author: Mort Sahl

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