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«Always look on the bright side of life.»
«?It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain?s great pre-war joke, and one which Hitler just couldn?t match.?»
Author: Monty Python
«Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark»
«I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!»
«My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white»
Author: Monty Python
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Television
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black and white, color, color television, television, white
«Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!»
«-She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...»
«It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?»
«We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!»
«Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?»
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