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«Always look on the bright side of life.»
Author: Monty Python | About: Inspiration | Keywords: bright, bright side, look on, side
«?It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain?s great pre-war joke, and one which Hitler just couldn?t match.?»
Author: Monty Python
«Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: all-around, at bats, bat, batted, gold, highness, Highnesses, piss, pisses, pissing, shaft, shafting, shafts, shine, stream
«I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: animal, empty-headed, empty, fart, farts, Father, food, general, hamster, headed, smelt, smelted, smelts, talk to, trough, troughs, wiper
«My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white»
Author: Monty Python | About: Television | Keywords: black and white, color, color television, television, white
«Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!»
Author: Monty Python | About: Funny, Movies | Keywords: basis, laying, ponds, swords, system, system of government, the pond, watery
«-She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: newt, newts, turned
«It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?»
Author: Monty Python | About: Humor | Keywords: best friend, blow, blow up, funny
«We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!»
Author: Monty Python | About: Funny, Movies | Keywords: knighted, knights, The knight, The Knights
«Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: nudge, wink, winked, winking, winks, wink at
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