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«Two of the most miserable players in baseball - the Dodgers' Milton Bradley and Jeff Kent - are at war with each other. Isn't this a little like choosing sides between Iran and North Korea?»
Author: Mike Bianchi
«saw the perpetrator running away from the crime scene and yelled out, 'Stop or I'll shoot a free throw!'»
Author: Mike Bianchi
«According to B urine samples that have been around for years, the French publication L'Equipe is reporting that Warren Sapp tested positive for a turkey drumstick in 1999.»
Author: Mike Bianchi
«OK, then, let me inform Magic fans right now that the next NBA draft is scheduled for June 27, 2006.»
Author: Mike Bianchi
«I don't know about you, but for $45 million, I'd dress up in a pink teddy, feather boa and high heels if that's what Stern wanted.»
Author: Mike Bianchi
«This is the 'Monday Night Football' for college. All eyes are on this.»
Author: Mike Bianchi
«A big, hairy guy comes to New York and takes the city by storm. Am I talking about the remake of King Kong, or Johnny Damon?»
Author: Mike Bianchi
«Sadly, Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong have split up. I guess she got tired of riding on the handlebars every time they went on a date.»
Author: Mike Bianchi
«Does anybody else find it absolutely hilarious that a football coach is complaining about being lied to during the recruiting process? That's like the pig telling the skunk he has body odor.»
Author: Mike Bianchi
«What ? is Monday the day the recycle bins are picked up at Isleworth?»
Author: Mike Bianchi

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