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«God often gives nuts to toothless people»
«Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay' [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]»
«I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it.»
Author: Matt Groening
(Cartoonist)
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abomination, co, conspirator, conspirators, flag, flag waving, fraud, impertinence, indefensible, pledge, Republicans, underhanded, waving
«Underachiever---and proud of it, man!»
«It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.»
«I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.»
«Sales man: You got time for lunch?Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3.Salesman: You like thai?Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?»
«Hell Is Other Robots.»
Author: Matt Groening
(Cartoonist)
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