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«They wanted to celebrate the deeply passionate beer drinker who is the antithesis of Homer Simpson.»
Author: Marty Jones
«I heard a few people gasp. Then, Tom had this funny conversation with the beer like it was a breakup with an old girlfriend. It had the crowd just howling.»
Author: Marty Jones
«Tom was a formidable contestant.»
Author: Marty Jones
«There is not much to stress deer for a long period of time.»
Author: Marty Jones
«The 1-year-olds, mom is less receptive to. She will drive last year's young off, and the young animals are looking for their own territory.»
Author: Marty Jones
«In vegetable gardens, they have been known to eat green tomatoes off the plants.»
Author: Marty Jones
«Leave them alone. Mom will come back after dark to nurse.»
Author: Marty Jones
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